California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills ...
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Establishment Republican Party (ERP)
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Washington, D.C. – In a bold preemptive move in anticipation of Tea Partiers, conservatives, and other regular Americans taking over the Republican Party, Republican Nation...
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